Somewhere, there, is an analogy, in a small way, if you have the patience for it. But I guess it isn't a very good anecdote. I'm better at animal stories.

People are more than fun than anybody.

Somewhere, there, is an analogy, in a small way, if you have the patience for it. But I guess it isn't a very good anecdote. I'm better at animal stories.

I regret to say that during the first act of this, I fell so soundly asleep that the gentleman who brought me piled up a barricade of overcoat, hat, stick, and gloves between us to establish a separation in the eyes of the world, and went into an impersonation of A Young Man Who Has Come to the Theater Unaccompanied.

Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.