My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that's much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Art is a form of catharsis.

This play John Drinkwater's Abraham Lincoln holds the season's record, thus far, with a run of four evening performances and one matinee. By an odd coincidence, it ran just five performances too many.

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.

On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?