Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
Dorothy ParkerI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
Dorothy ParkerExcuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Dorothy ParkerPerhaps it suddenly brought to us the sense of change. Or irresponsibility. But don't forget that, though the people in the twenties seemed like flops, they weren't. Fitzgerald, the rest of them, reckless as they were, drinkers as they were, they worked damn hard and all the time.
Dorothy Parker