A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is our national joy to mistake for the first-rate, the fecund rate.

[Hospitalized and pressing the nurse's button before dictating letters to her secretary:] This should assure us of at least forty-five minutes of undisturbed privacy.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

People are more than fun than anybody.

Once, when I was young and true. Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.

I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.

For a few minutes, everything is so cute that the mind reels.... And then, believe it or not, things get worse. So I shot myself.