Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.

It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

Oh, both my shoes are shiny new, And pristine is my hat My dress is 1922… My life is all like that.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead.