[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit.

It takes me six months to do a story. I think it out and then write it sentence by sentence - no first draft. I can't write five words but that I change seven.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.