Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.
I had been fed, in my youth, a lot of old wives' tales about the way men would instantly forsake a beautiful woman to flock around a brilliant one. It is but fair to say that, after getting out in the world, I had never seen this happen." [From a column dated November 17, 1928]