[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi ... had the temerity to wear as truly horrible a gown as ever I have seen on the American stage. ... Had she not luckily been strangled by a member of the cast while disporting this garment, I should have fought my way to the stage and done her in, myself.
Dorothy ParkerThe writer's way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
Dorothy ParkerYou do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
Dorothy ParkerThe only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Dorothy Parker