When you have to apologize, it is well, I suppose, to get the thing over quickly.

Hell's afloat in lover's tears.

Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.

I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.

There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.