Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.

Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true, Then on the world I may blazon my mark; And what if I don't, and what if I do?

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.