[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Scratch a king and find a fool!
On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?
All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
Trapped like a trap in a trap