Like many a better one before me, I have gone down under the force of numbers, under the books and books and books that keep coming out and coming out and coming out, shoals of them, spates of them, flash floods of them, too blame many books, and no sign of an end.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

[On hearing that President Coolidge was dead:] How can you tell?

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress.

People are more fun than anyone.

I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.