[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!
People are more than fun than anybody.
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.
I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say, in fact it would be not enough to say, that it was not worth the trouble.