If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Benchley and I had an office in the old Life magazine that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.

Flowers are heaven's masterpiece.

The plot is so tired that even this reviewer, who in infancy was let drop by a nurse with the result that she has ever since been mystified by amateur coin tricks, was able to guess the identity of the murderer from the middle of the book.

[On hearing that Clare Boothe Luce was invariably kind to her inferiors:] And where does she find them?