If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)

Hollywood is one place in the world where you can die of encouragement.