Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.

Trapped like a trap in a trap

The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’

A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.

Pictures pass me in long review,-- Marching columns of dead events. I was tender, and, often, true; Ever a prey to coincidence. Always knew I the consequence; Always saw what the end would be. We're as Nature has made us -- hence I loved them until they loved me.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Benchley and I had an office in the old Life magazine that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.