If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.
[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.