Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.

Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation.' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.

Friends come and go but I wouldn't have thought you'd be one of them

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.

Of Orson Welles: It's like meeting God without dying.

My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.