This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.