I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

It may be that this autobiography [Aimee Semple McPherson's] is set down in sincerity, frankness, and simple effort. It may be, too, that the Statue of Liberty is situated in Lake Ontario.

Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.

I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.

The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand.

I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.