For a few minutes, everything is so cute that the mind reels.... And then, believe it or not, things get worse. So I shot myself.
Dorothy ParkerExcuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Dorothy ParkerIf all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Dorothy Parker