It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much.

You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.

The House Beautiful is the play lousy.

There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.