[Suggesting an epitaph for herself:] This is on me.

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.

Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.