When I was young and bold and strong, The right was right, the wrong was wrong. With plume on high and flag unfurled, I rode away to right the world. But now I’m old - and good and bad, Are woven in a crazy plaid. I sit and say the world is so, And wise is s/he who lets it go.

I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

For a few minutes, everything is so cute that the mind reels.... And then, believe it or not, things get worse. So I shot myself.

On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?

There are times when images blow to fluff, and comparisons stiffen and shrivel.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.