[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.
People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Now that you've got me right down to it, the only thing I didn't like about The Barrets of Wimplole Street was the play.
They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Romania.