I know that an author must be brave enough to chop away clinging tentacles of good taste for the sake of a great work. But this is no great work, you see.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Trapped like a trap in a trap

Somewhere, there, is an analogy, in a small way, if you have the patience for it. But I guess it isn't a very good anecdote. I'm better at animal stories.