[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that's much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
Dorothy ParkerThe Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.
Dorothy ParkerHonesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
Dorothy ParkerIt's easier to write about those you hate — just as it's easier to criticize a bad play or a bad book.
Dorothy Parker