I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.