On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?
[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.