The nowadays ruling that no word is unprintable has, I think, done nothing whatever for beautiful letters. The boys have gone hog-wild with liberty, yet the short flat terms used over and over, both in dialogue and narrative, add neither vigor nor clarity; the effect is not of shock but of something far more dangerous — tedium.
Dorothy ParkerQ: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Dorothy ParkerI like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy ParkerShould they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
Dorothy Parker