If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
Writing well is the best revenge.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.