Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

The nowadays ruling that no word is unprintable has, I think, done nothing whatever for beautiful letters. ... Obscenity is too valuable a commodity to chuck around all over the place; it should be taken out of the safe on special occasions only.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful.

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.