They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Age before beauty, and pearls before swine.

It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.