They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

[On James Gould Cozzens' By Love Possessed:] It is a vast enterprise encompassing all sorts of love, except, naturally, those branches which extend to Jews, Negroes, and people who have lost track of their great-grandparents.

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.

They tire of quiet, that have known the storm

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.