I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.