If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
I hate writing, I love having written.
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
...as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.