Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.
[On hearing that Clare Boothe Luce was invariably kind to her inferiors:] And where does she find them?
The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.