If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.
Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.
Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?