I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.

He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.

If I should labor through daylight and dark, Consecrate, valorous, serious, true, Then on the world I may blazon my mark; And what if I don't, and what if I do?

Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.