The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. ''Out there,'' I called it.

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

Everybody's got their troubles.

Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.