I wanted to be cute. That's the terrible thing. I should have had more sense.
On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful.
[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.
Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.