And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.

Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.

If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.