You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’
I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand.