Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

When I was young and bold and strong, The right was right, the wrong was wrong. With plume on high and flag unfurled, I rode away to right the world. But now I’m old - and good and bad, Are woven in a crazy plaid. I sit and say the world is so, And wise is s/he who lets it go.

I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.

My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

Now that you've got me right down to it, the only thing I didn't like about The Barrets of Wimplole Street was the play.

Everybody's got their troubles.