Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

Sure, you make money writing on the coast ... but that money is like so much compressed snow. It goes so fast it melts in your hand.

Writing well is the best revenge.

And I'll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.