...as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you-- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.