Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
Friends come and go but I wouldn't have thought you'd be one of them
Mrs. Ewing was a short woman who accepted the obligation borne by so many short women to make up in vivacity what they lack in number of inches from the ground.
[On being told their loquacious, domineering host was 'outspoken':] By whom?
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
At birth the Devil touched my tongue.