Guido Natso is natso guido.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Oh, both my shoes are shiny new, And pristine is my hat My dress is 1922… My life is all like that.