He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.

Eternity is a ham and two people.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

It's easier to write about those you hate — just as it's easier to criticize a bad play or a bad book.

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.