He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.

Scratch a king and find a fool!

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.

The writer's way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?

I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.