Guido Natso is natso guido.

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)

Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.

Hollywood is one place in the world where you can die of encouragement.