I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go.
Doug BensonWhy would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom.
Doug Benson[Deadpool] is definitely squirm-inducing. It's a pretty hard R, violence-wise. But cartoony, also. Maybe fast-forward through to torture scenes.
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