That's the interesting part of being a judge to me - I don't even care about these people's fights that they're having with each other, but I have to invest in it enough to figure out. I have to make a decision.

The great thing about being up early on a Sunday is nothing.

It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.

J-Lo finally married into her own music genre. Crappy music.

In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.

LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.