It's fun playing the judge, because I grew up on all the courtroom stuff in movies and TV. So, you know all the tropes, and you know all the expressions.

A friend is someone I complain to about my other friends.

Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.

Rappers should be forced to rhyme in their acceptance speeches.

You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new joke doesn't work, I've got lots of old ones that do. Just like cops, it's important to have backup.

I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a more intimate and personal experience these days.