Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or something to do with making comedy.

The genius' behind the new Rocky movie decided to call it Rocky Balboa so that we'll probably forget that it's number six. Or Rocky Balboa can't count past five.

I can't go off all crazy like that and reward someone a ton of money.

I enjoy Modern Family very much. Good TV program. I don't know why. I just find that so many of the jokes land. So many of the actors are so great. Phil Dunphy is one of my favorite characters ever.

I've always enjoyed things that are popular,I mean, obviously, there are plenty of things that are popular that I hate. But when something like that is done right, I just think they nail it. I just think Modern Family is a really clever show.

Any comedic entertainment is better when you get high.

It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.