A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.

If I want to read something that's really giving me something serious and fundamental to think about, about the human condition, if you like, or what we're all doing here, or what's going on, then I'd rather read something by a scientist in the life sciences, like Richard Dawkins, for instance.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.