It all sounds rather naive and sentimental to be talking about children laughing and dancing and singing together when we all know perfectly well that what children do in real life is snarl and take drugs.

He didn't know why he had become president of the galaxy, except that it seemed a fun thing to be.

Anything that happens, happens.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.