If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like. ... But on the other hand, if somebody says, 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday,' you say, 'Fine, I respect that.'
Douglas AdamsThey live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief
Douglas AdamsHow do you feel?" he asked him. "Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.
Douglas AdamsVery strange people, physicists - in my experience the ones who aren't dead are in some way very ill.
Douglas AdamsThe Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing devision of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
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