Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.

Assumptions are the things we don't know we're making.

How do I know the past is not a fiction conceived to reconcile the difference between my state of mind and the present.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

If there was one thing life had taught her it was that there are times when you do not go back for your bag and times when you do. It had yet to teach her to distinguish between the two types of occasion.

Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there's no point trying to look in that direction because it won't be coming from there.