Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.

He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist!

Time affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heartedly pronouncing our futures successes.

If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn't the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian.